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List of Bottled Beers

See our list of bottled British Beers - we do not include lagers!


Alcoholic liquor made from fermented malt and flavoured with hops
pale beer
dark beer
mild ale
low alcohol ale found predominately in the Midlands and London
old ale
strong pale ale
strong porter
Indian Pale Ale
Indian Pale Ale
strong Pale Ale traditionally brewed for export to India
brown ale
traditionally associated with Newcastle brown ales are usually less bitter and stronger than pale ales
beer money
servant's allowance in lieu of beer
small beer
weak beer
inferior or weak beer

Just Remember

If whisky makes you frisky and brandy makes you randy, what does beer do?

In the words from The Flintstones You'll have a gay old time.

Beer Shop

Beers of Europe, near King's Lynn, claims to be Britain's biggest beer shop with over 3,000 different UK ales, world beers, malt whiskies, unusual spirits, fine wines, miniature, homebrew equiptment and braned glassware.

For more details see www.beersofeurope.co.uk

Drink More Beer?

The following is a summary from www.pricelessjoke.com

A herd of animals can only move as fast as the slowest member of the herd. When hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back of the herd that are killed first. This natural form of selection is good, in that it means that the health of the whole herd is maintained or even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.

Similarly the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excess intake of alcohol kills off these cells, it attacks the slowest ones first ....

So the Good news is.. Regular consumption of alcohol actually help to make the brain a faster and more efficient machine by continually eliminating the weaker cells.